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Just for fun
I never told my unfaithful husband that I had been nominated to the Supreme Court. He handed me divorce papers over dinner, laughing beside his mistress. “I’m taking the house and the kids. You’re nothing but a weak paralegal.” What he didn’t know was that his mistress was actually a fugitive embezzler. The police burst into the restaurant. She screamed, “Call your lawyer!” My husband turned to me, begging for help. I stood up, pulled the robe from my bag, and smiled. “I don’t defend criminals,” I said. “I sentence them.”
“I don’t represent lawbreakers,” I remarked, smoothing the dark, heavy silk across my shoulders. “I adjudicate them.” But before I…
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