When The Husband Sends His Wife A Divorce Letter She Responds Brilliantly
When love goes sour, sometimes it’s better to spice things up with a bit of humor. This husband thought a letter would be the easiest way to break the news, but little did he know, his wife had a recipe for the perfect response. Let’s take a look at this delightful exchange!
Dear Wife,
I’m writing to let you know that I’m leaving you for good. Despite seven years of marriage, I’ve got nothing to show for it.
The last two weeks have been unbearable. Your boss informed me today that you quit your job, and frankly, that’s unacceptable.
Last week, I got a new haircut, cooked your favorite meal, and even wore brand-new silk boxers. But you didn’t notice any of it. You gobbled down your food, watched your soaps, and fell asleep. You don’t say you love me anymore, and you show no interest in us being husband and wife.
I figure you’re either cheating or you’ve fallen out of love with me. Either way, it’s over, and I’m out.
Your Ex-Husband
P.S. Don’t bother trying to find me. I’m moving to West Virginia with your SISTER. Have a great life!
Dear Ex-Husband,
Your letter made my day, truly. We may have been married for seven years, but let’s not confuse “good husband” with who you’ve been.
I watch TV to drown out your constant whining, not because it’s effective.
I did notice your haircut last week, but my first thought was, “You look like a woman!” Mom taught me not to say anything if I couldn’t say something nice.
About that favorite dish you cooked, I haven’t eaten pork in seven years. And those silk boxers? I saw the $49.99 price tag and thought it was funny that my sister borrowed $50 from me that morning.
Despite everything, I loved you and thought we could make it work. When I won $10 million in the lottery, I quit my job and bought two tickets to Jamaica. But when I got home, you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. My lawyer says your letter means you won’t get a dime from me. So, watch out.
Your Rich-as-Hell and Free Ex-Wife
P.S. Did I ever mention my sister Carla used to be Carl? Hope that’s not a problem!
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Bored Father
